They actually did it, too.
this is the most adorable thing i’ve seen in my life
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I'm the image of deception
Marina and the Diamonds, Doctor Who,
Sherlock, Supernatural Aaron Tveit, Hunger Games, The Mindy Project, The Office, Les Mis, Harry Potter, ya know. Basically I cry a lot and speak gibberish.
Sherlock, Supernatural Aaron Tveit, Hunger Games, The Mindy Project, The Office, Les Mis, Harry Potter, ya know. Basically I cry a lot and speak gibberish.
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i told a cute guy a joke today and he laughed
i have hit first base
im gonna make more small talk with him until i hit second base
he accepts my facebook friend request
HE ACCEPTED ME I’M SO ON MY WAY TO MAKING A HOME RUN
he smiled at me twice and laughed at all my jokes today
i did it
i made a home run
we did it kids
he nodded at me in the hallway we’re practically married with kids
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will smith everybody
he’s so aggressively proud and determined to direct attention to his wife and son. first he’s like, LOOK AT THIS BEAUTY AND STRENGTH AND POWER AND SHE AGREED TO MARRY ME, and then with his son, he’s like LOOK, I MADE A THING, AND I AM PROUD OF THIS THING THAT I MADE.
I MADE A THING
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uhh so the baby’s been on the changing table for three hours now but it still hasn’t transformed into anything? i’d like my money back please
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the tinker bell one i sort of fell over and died
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Now tell me that fate doesn’t exist.
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